@Arlington experiencing ghost tweets. Conspiracy theorists jittery. Stay tuned.
@GWwowIhadbadhairdays. Founded a nation and all they talk about is the cherry tree thing. Nice photos of me on the river though.
@JFKmagicbulletmyass to @Lincoln. Back of the head thing hurts, eh? Last words of a President shouldn’t be “oof!” Hit me back, Abe!
@LincolnIgotthe$5billbitch! to @JFKmagicbulletmyass. Splitting headache here too. Skip play “Our American Cousin” Terrible ending.
@TJJazzyJeff’son. Heard a rumor the British are preparing for a new King. Turning over in my…well, you know…thinking about writing again.
@ScrewAaronBurr Heard the same thing @TJJazzyJeff’son., but apparently our two-party compromise isn’t working out. I told you so. Just sayin….
@YesIwasbornintheUSA. Seeking counsel. Free board in Lincoln bedroom. No UBL deather BS. NO Tea parties!